oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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