Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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