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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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