If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Enjoy the penises
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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