You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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