I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
MIDGETS
????
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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