my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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