I'm really into asian looking animals
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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