Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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