That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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