we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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