How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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