Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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