.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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