people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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