So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
dude. I can hear the air.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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