im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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