I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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