Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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