So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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