is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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