at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize