i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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