no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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