why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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