only if we run a train.
done.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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