roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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