I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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