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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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