playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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