You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it's great music for shaving your balls
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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