why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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