BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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