My hand turned me down
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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