I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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