I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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