physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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