My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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