I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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