At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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