U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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