I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize