And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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