watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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