I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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