Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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