I'm going to jail i love you
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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