Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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