Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
