guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
