I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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