My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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