just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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