Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
