who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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