I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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