I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
