She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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