Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize